feat: add cluster auditing, management, and upgrade scripts

scripts/fix_uptime_kuma.py

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+import paramiko
+
+ssh = paramiko.SSHClient()
+ssh.set_missing_host_key_policy(paramiko.AutoAddPolicy())
+ssh.connect('140.44.4.11', username='root', key_filename=r'C:\Users\Snarf\.ssh\id_ed25519_snarfnet', timeout=10)
+
+def run(cmd):
+    print(f"=== {cmd} ===")
+    _, out, err = ssh.exec_command(cmd)
+    print(out.read().decode().strip())
+    e = err.read().decode().strip()
+    if e:
+        print("ERR:", e)
+
+run("kubectl get deployment uptime-kuma-2-1756668961 -n monitoring -o yaml | grep -A 4 strategy:")
+run("kubectl get pods -n monitoring -l app.kubernetes.io/name=uptime-kuma")
+ssh.close()
+